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Żółwi Pustelnik: A couple billion Zeni...?! Even if I went to a strip club everyday, I wonder just how many years it would take to use it all up...
Japonia: They say Italian tanks can advance sixty kilometers a week on the battlefield, but after spotting English troops, they can retreat sixty kilometers in a single day.
Gildarts: Wait a second! You're...
Cana: I know it's a lot to just accept...
Gildarts: Whose kid are you? Sara? Naomi? Claire? Feena? Mary? Eliza? No, no... The hair color's off... Emma, Lyra, Jean, Sydney, Kate, Yuko, Francoise...
Cana: You old geezer! How many flings have you had?!
Gildarts: I-I know! You're the spitting image of Sylvia! Like, you're the same sex!
Takagi: Are you saying I have no sense for writing gags?
Kaya: Hm... Well, your face is kinda funny.
Komui Lee: It wasn't Komurin's fault. It was the coffee. Hate the sin, not the sinner. Hate the coffee not the Komurin
Marie Mjolnir: I'm... going to marry the toilet. Don't you see? The toilet will accept anything I do!
Shinigami: Since I'm wearing a mask, Justin can't read my lips, can he? Can you repeat what I say from now on, please?
Spirit: Why do I have to do something so troublesome? It's fine if he takes the earphones off, right?
Shinigami: Okay! Repeat after me!
Podczas wyciągania pnia z ziemi.
Son Gokū: Man, you're just as stubborn as Vegeta!
Mai: The man whose face strikes fear in the hearts of even the worst evildoers!
Shū: Robbery! Tattle-telling! Speeding! Blackmail! Stealing other people’s food!
Mai: He’ll do anything if it’s for money!
Shū: His name: Mister Pilaf Daimao!
Bulma: Where did you go?
Son Gokū: Rabbits belong on the moon, of course!
Do Beerusa.
Bulma: If you're a god, don't get mad over a little pudding, idiot!
Excalibur: Number 75: Excalibur's birthday is to be celebrated grandly.
Hiro: When's your birthday?
Excalibur: Everyday!
Dende: Um, if we think in the grand scheme of things, all five Saiyans here could be said to have righteous hearts, I think.
Buu: Huh? Even Vegeta?
Vegeta: You're one to talk!
Vergo: I'll rip everything to pieces... Hm? How weird, I can't find my sword!
Monet: Isn't that because you're not a swordsman?
Vergo: That's right... I'm not a swordsman.
Hajime: It'd be a tragedy if we gave them a culture-inspired name, since it'd affect the rest of their life.
Kaoru: Let's name it something that'll go with your family name.
Hajime: If it's a boy, Shinji. A girl, Rei.
Yūko: You saw everything... You saw the innermost places of my body...
Teiichi: Embarrassing? Aren't these just bones?
Yūko: This is the ultimate state of nakedness!
Monkey D. Luffy: She said she was gonna destroy Fishman Island because you don't have any candy! She's nuts! I mean, I could understand if it was meat! Right?! But relax! I said I'd fight back!
Na przyjęciu u Bulmy.
Mr. Satan: Hey, you there!
Dr. Brief: Yes?
Mr. Satan: Quit slacking off and get me some booze. You can have my autograph later as payment.
Izumi Konata: I remember jotting memos on my notes earlier during class, because I thought I needed to remember it, since it was important, but since I was half asleep, I don't know what I wrote down.
Katsuragi Misato: This is your home so feel free to take advantage of everything that’s here, except of course of me that is.
Takigawa Hōshō: This camera has had it, hasn't it?
Shibuya Kazuya: Oh, that's okay. It's insured.
Taniyama Mai: Oh, it is? Before, when you told me to be your assistant instead of paying you back for the camera I broke, did that just mean that you simply wanted some more help?
Shibuya Kazuya: You've gotten a little smarter, haven't you?
Taniyama Mai: Not only are you good looking, but you're very smart.
Shibuya Kazuya: Do you really think I'm good looking?
Taniyama Mai: Aren't you? Everyone was making a fuss over it.
Shibuya Kazuya: Hm... You don't have bad taste.
Goku: Do you know about the Super Saiyan God?
Shen Long: Yes, I know about it. your wish to ask whether it's real or not?
Goku: No, no, no, no, no! If you do know, could you bring it here?
Shen Long: I cannot. It doesn't exist. Super Saiyan God is a temporary god created by the Saiyans.
Goku: What do you mean by that?
Shen Long: You have a lot of questions. What exactly is your wish?
Vegeta: Back then I definitely exceeded you!
Goku: Yeah, without a doubt! Next time when we're fighting someone strong, I'll ask them to hit Bulma!
Kagura: Sounds like Rocky.
Gintoki: She's playing a Rocky-ish theme.
Kagura: It's similar, but...
Gintoki: It's the stuff adults worry about, you know, like getting into trouble if you use the real theme. But why Rocky?!
Gengai: Just hearing it motivates you.
Onoda Sakamichi: I'm going on my bike! Because... Because... on a bike... I can go to Akiba for free. I can buy five extra capsule toys with the money I save!
Katsura Kotaro: I'm not Lupin, I'm Zura. Oops, I mean Katsura.
Rintarō: How about adding a cute "meow" at the end of your sentences?
Kurisu: Why do I have to do that?!
Rintarō: Assistant, dear. You are the representative of Japan's maid culture!
Izumi Konata: I may look like this, but I have about a hundred friends, and my social and bargaining skills are pretty high, and I join a party every night. With my allies, I work to bring back the glimmer in crystals to prevent the world from falling to ruin, and rescue the kidnapped princess...
Rintarō: Well, Rukako and Mayuri being together is perfectly all right.
Itaru: Suddenly, lesbians. Ha. Ha.
Rintarō: Control yourself. Besides, if there were lesbians in the next room, then this room would be...
Yagyuu Kyuubei: Jugem Jugem Shit Tossing The Life Of Shin-chan's Two Day Old Underwear Balmung Fezalion Isaac Schneider 1/3True Love 2/3 Hangnail Anxiety Betrayal Knows My Name Or Does It Really Ignore Calls Squid Dogfish Halibut Trout-Cod Dogfish This Is a Different Dogfish, I'm Talking About The Dogfish Shark Kaluga Angler Ray Yuuteimiyaoukimukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe All's Well That Ends Well Runny Diarrhea.
Po zranieniu Videl.
Turtle Hermit: Shall I take a look at her?
Son Gohan: Can you help her, Turtle Hermit?
Turtle Hermit: I'll give her CPR!
Vegeta: When I was on Earth, I learned something interesting from them.
Cui: What, how to run away quickly?
Bulma: And who are these two?
Vegeta: Th-This is Lord Bills, and...
Whis: My name is Whis.
Bulma: People you know? Hey, I'm Bulma. I'm Vegeta's beautiful wife.
Beerus i Whis: Hello, Bulma.
Bulma: Well, they're certainly more polite than the people you usually hang around. But they don't look like they're from Earth. Aliens... You're aliens!
Tsukasa: That, and don't forget the sound of the spinning drills! It's so scary!
Konata: But boys might like dentists and stuff, then.
Tsukasa: Why?
Konata: I mean, they say that a drill is like a guy's romantic ideal. I hear they're all about dueling robots that use drills as weapons!
Beerus: Whis, how long will it take to get there?
Whis: Roughly 26 minutes.
Beerus: About the length of an episode of TV anime, huh?
O Vegecie.
Beerus: His singing and dancing were both terrible. He'd be a fair match for you, Whis.
Asuka Ryōko: Sensei... Kanzaki, Himekawa, Natsume, Shiroyama, Furuichi, Oga, Kunieda, Omori, Tanimura and Hanazawa are absent today because they have a stomach ache. I dunno anything else.
Hitsugaya: Kuchiki and Kuchiki aren’t here.
Ikkaku: Can you refer to them by first names, sir? You’re confusing us.
Po japońsku "ichi" - jeden, "go" - pięć.
Ichigo: How many sets of a hundred pushups are you gonna make me do?!
Kūgo: That was only your fourteenth set. [...] Why don’t you do one more set to match your name?
Ichigo: You had to say that! I hate those kinds of puns!
Kūgo: Liar. I know you wear a T-shirt that says “15” on it.
Tai Pai Pai: You sure think highly of yourself for a cat...!
Karin: You sure think highly of yourself for an assassin...
Komano Tsutomu: What's this about? I'm not going to quit.
Ayase Chihaya: But your grades went down because of karuta.
Komano Tsutomu: Well, yeah. But I still placed fifth.
Ayase Chihaya: Huh? Fifth? I was like fifth from the bottom.
Komano Tsutomu: I'm not so concerned about my grades these days. But you should be concerned, Ayase.
O Kibie i Shino.
Narrator: These two are on the same team as Hinata and... Well, they're pretty minor characters, so that's about it.
Piccolo: Five pure-hearted Saiyans? Impossible. Gohan and Goten are the only two like that.
Bulma: How rude of you! Vegeta may be a lost cause, but Trunks certainly has a pure heart!
Piccolo: Someone who has a girlfriend at that age is impure.
Bulma: Whoa! What era do you live in, old man?! Aren't you just being jealous?
Chi-Chi: That's right, Piccolo! Are you saying Goku is impure as well?!
Żółwi Pustelnik: It's true that he's kind, but whether or not a kind idiot who's obsessed with fighting counts as being pure-hearted is debatable.
Saitama: In other words, you gotta train like hell to the point where your hair falls out. That's the only way to become strong.
Shinpachi: Uh, Gin? What was that about? How could you screw up the end of the opening sequence?
Gintoki: Don't blame me. There's bound to be a mishap when you do the same thing 23 times in a row.
Kagura: I thought the opening was reused every time.
Kōsaka Kyōsuke: So, when you're dating a girl, um... Starting when is it okay to touch her boobs?
Sakata Gintoki: Come on, I'm not carrying anything metal. Is it responding to my iron will?
Elizabeth: Man, look at you all whining. That's why you're One Piece Quarter. Actually, it took four years to make 1/4 the amount. So if you want to be number one, you'll have to spend sixteen years preparing.
Izumi Konata: There isn't much difference in appearance when you gain or lose a kilogram or two... Why does she look so ecstatic or depressed with a matter of a few kilograms? This is why girls are so...
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