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Przed podróżą na Namek.
Bulma: There's no way I'm going by myself, okay? Someone come with me!
Turtle Hermit: Two months round trip, huh? All right, I guess I've got no choice but to go with you.
Bulma: That will just add unnecessary danger!
Neko Majin: What kind of aliens are you that you don't even have 3000 yen?! You guys are the worst! You travelled all the way to Earth without so much as a penny?!
Kami: Son. You were trained by an exceptional master.
Gokū: Though he is a little perverted.
Beelzebub: Thief! Look at those idiots!
Thief: They remind me of you...
Nagi: Wow, you have so many toys! What's this ball?
Chłopiec: It's a superball. You've never seen one?
Nagi: Wait, by any chance if you gather seven of these...
Kimura Takako: The towering artist... Too-Pure-Pure Boy... The excessively self-conscious Akiba-type... I'd say they balance each other out beautifully, wouldn't you? If this were an RPG, that's the party we'd send out for a boss fight.
Izumi Konata: I haven't seen that guy around for a while... Yeah. He was a soldier-type character, but he wanted to raise his combat skills, and he left saying he was going to train in an area with a lot of monsters... And he hasn't come back since. I heard he's camping out in the underground nest. But I wonder if he's all right, acting all hermit-like? Everyone's getting pretty worried.
Ginjō Kūgo: Ever fantasize about being inside a game?
Kurosaki Ichigo: What’re you talking about?
Ginjō Kūgo: Admit it. Every kid’s thought about it. Nothing to be embarrassed about.
Kurosaki Ichigo: I can’t say I never thought about it, but...
Ginjō Kūgo: Is that so? I’ve never wanted to, not even once.
Tai Pai Pai: You sure think highly of yourself for a cat...!
Karin: You sure think highly of yourself for an assassin...
Do Takagiego.
Orihara Ichiriki: You're a freshman in college with a serialization and a wife?! Awesome! Too awesome! There really are a ton of strange manga authors!
Lewis: See those two over there? They're going to Paris. They wanted me to introduce them to you guys.
Julia Silverstein: And you accepted a chocolate candy bar in exchange for an introduction.
Lewis: No. I accepted a whole box!
Zenzo: It's the Jump double issue.
Gintoki: Jump double issue. Eh? Jump double issue?
Zenzo: Jump double issue?
Gintoki: Good grief. There's only one left...
Zenzo: What should we do?
Gintoki: I've already been to seven or eight convenience stores already. Everyone's free during the holiday season, so they are all sold out.
Zenzo: Yeah? Well, I've been to ten convenience stores.
Gintoki: Oh, if I include this one, I've actually been to 15 stores.
Zenzo: Well, my little boy, Hiroshi really wants Jump. Hiroshi is my son and only 5 years old.
Gintoki: My mom really wants it, too. She's sick. I wonder if she'll see it through the year... In fact, I'm sure she won't.
Zenzo: Well, Hiroshi is also going to die.
Gintoki: Hiroshi is going to die?
Brook: If nothing is done, we're gonna end up back in the deep sea!
Robin: No, we'll hit a rock and drown before that.
Sakata Gintoki: When are they going to run the next Hanger x Hanger? Keeping me in suspense like that! They say "we'll be right back,"
Nanba Mutta: It would have been faster to crunch the numbers in my head! My mental abacus was too realistic! The beads kept sliding around because I was running!
Hijikata Toshiro: If there's something stuck to the bowl... you know how you unconsciously aim at it to shoot it off? We'll use that psychology and make it so they'll aim into the urinal.
Irokez na głowie.
Yamazaki Sagaru: How am I supposed to hit on a girl with this hair? I can't play anything beyond a side role in Fist of the North Star.
Tsukuyo: Hinowa asked me to teach Seita how to swim. Anyway, I didn't know what to expect from a pool, but it seems to be just like Yoshiwara. Men and women enjoying themselves without any clothes on.
Do Beerusa.
Bulma: If you're a god, don't get mad over a little pudding, idiot!
Sakuma: If we lose, we're kicked off the team immediately.
Koizumi: Did you hear that, mister? They're like the Shinsengumi. You don't have Kondou Isami's permission?
Sakuma: I didn't even tell Hijikata I was coming.
Koizumi: So you're prepared to commit ritual suicide. Okay, Mr. Okita. We'll gift you some of our time.
Vegeta: Back then I definitely exceeded you!
Goku: Yeah, without a doubt! Next time when we're fighting someone strong, I'll ask them to hit Bulma!
Olivier Poplin: Damn it's hard to get a man's clothes off, and there's no reward either.
Hajime: It'd be a tragedy if we gave them a culture-inspired name, since it'd affect the rest of their life.
Kaoru: Let's name it something that'll go with your family name.
Hajime: If it's a boy, Shinji. A girl, Rei.
Mai: The man whose face strikes fear in the hearts of even the worst evildoers!
Shū: Robbery! Tattle-telling! Speeding! Blackmail! Stealing other people’s food!
Mai: He’ll do anything if it’s for money!
Shū: His name: Mister Pilaf Daimao!
China: What's your name?
Japan: Hello, China-of-where-the-sun-falls. I am Japan-of-whence-the-sun-rises.
China: You're pretty rude!
Matsudaira Katakuriko: He's not her boyfriend! I'll never acknowledge a frivolous man like him!
Hijikata Toshiro: Shut up! I don't acknowledge you as police chief!
Okita Sogo: Hijikata, I'll never acknowledge you as vice-chief of the Shinsengumi!
Ataru: Lum, summon your UFO! Just let him get a glance of your UFO!
Lum: UFO, come on down!
Ataru: Well, teacher? This is Lum's UFO. Do you think that an Earthbeing would have such a thing?
Hanawa: I'm not well-read on the topic but is not "UFO" supposed to be...
Shutaro: Unidentified flying object. That's what it stands for, in other words.
Hanawa: [...] Mister Moroboshi, you are mistaken. Since that thing is already identified as Lum's, it is not an unidentified flying object. In short, it cannot be called a UFO.
Jaken: I want to shrink away every time we're attacked.
Rin: If you shrink any more, you'll disappear, Master Jaken.
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