Tag: śmieszne (episodes)

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Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods (film)

Pilaf: Did you just fly over here, young master?!
Trunks: More importantly, I was trying to act cool and I went and said that you're my girlfriend...
Pilaf: Me? Really?
Trunks: Not you!
Shu: Me?!
Trunks: What?! No! The girl!
Mai: Me?!
O Vegecie.
Beerus: His singing and dancing were both terrible. He'd be a fair match for you, Whis.
Piccolo: Five pure-hearted Saiyans? Impossible. Gohan and Goten are the only two like that.
Bulma: How rude of you! Vegeta may be a lost cause, but Trunks certainly has a pure heart!
Piccolo: Someone who has a girlfriend at that age is impure.
Bulma: Whoa! What era do you live in, old man?! Aren't you just being jealous?
Chi-Chi: That's right, Piccolo! Are you saying Goku is impure as well?!
Żółwi Pustelnik: It's true that he's kind, but whether or not a kind idiot who's obsessed with fighting counts as being pure-hearted is debatable.
Na przyjęciu u Bulmy.
Mr. Satan: Hey, you there!
Dr. Brief: Yes?
Mr. Satan: Quit slacking off and get me some booze. You can have my autograph later as payment.
Po zranieniu Videl.
Turtle Hermit: Shall I take a look at her?
Son Gohan: Can you help her, Turtle Hermit?
Turtle Hermit: I'll give her CPR!
Do Beerusa.
Bulma: If you're a god, don't get mad over a little pudding, idiot!
Goku: Do you know about the Super Saiyan God?
Shen Long: Yes, I know about it. your wish to ask whether it's real or not?
Goku: No, no, no, no, no! If you do know, could you bring it here?
Shen Long: I cannot. It doesn't exist. Super Saiyan God is a temporary god created by the Saiyans.
Goku: What do you mean by that?
Shen Long: You have a lot of questions. What exactly is your wish?
Vegeta: Back then I definitely exceeded you!
Goku: Yeah, without a doubt! Next time when we're fighting someone strong, I'll ask them to hit Bulma!
Dende: Um, if we think in the grand scheme of things, all five Saiyans here could be said to have righteous hearts, I think.
Buu: Huh? Even Vegeta?
Vegeta: You're one to talk!

Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai 2 (TV)

episode 7

Kōsaka Kyōsuke: So, when you're dating a girl, um... Starting when is it okay to touch her boobs?
Kuroneko: Do you want to touch them?
Kyōsuke: Well...
Kuroneko: I see... I'm not mad... much... Because... I'm the same.
Kyōsuke: You want to touch my boobs, too?

Sword Art Online: Sword Art Offline (special)

episode 4

Yui: Mama was talking about wanting to have many children. So how do you make children?
Asuna: W-Well Yui, to have a child, you have to open the options menu and go to the hidden options, then choose "Ethic Code Off"...
Kirito: Do you realize what you're about to explain!? Listen, Yui. To have a child, you must first get married. This unlocks an event where a stork brings you a baby.
Yui: How did the stork get the baby?
Kirito: The babies are born in cabbage fields. They are spawned from the cabbages.
Yui: So, if I was born in a cabbage field, does that mean I'm the child of a cabbage?
Asuna: Kirito, I knew it. It might be better to tell her the truth.
Kirito: Asuna, please don't overthink this!
Klein: No! The truth is that we are all human cabbages!

Yahari Ore no Seishun Lovecome wa Machigatte Iru (TV)

episode 3

Yui: Well, see, I lost in a game with Yukinon, so this is like my punishment.
Hachiman: Talking to me is a punishment?
Hikigaya Hachiman: Well, worst case, I get serious. When I get serious, groveling and even boot licking is no problem.

episode 5

Hikigaya Hachiman: The police don't mobilize until after an incident happens, and it's standard for heroes to show up late. But would anyone condemn them for being late? So, speaking paradoxically, lateness is justice...
Hikigaya Hachiman: These days, prep schools are granting tuition waivers for students with good grades. If I get that, and get tuition money from my parents, that money will be mine.

episode 7

Hikigaya Hachiman: Hey! I'm really grown up! I grumble, I tell filthy lies, I do underhanded things...

episode 11

Kanji: 人.
Hikigaya Hachiman: Well, they say the kanji for "people" is two people supporting each other. But did you ever notice one side is leaning on the other? I believe the acceptance of sacrificing someone is the whole idea behind "people."

Yowamushi Pedal (TV)

episode 1

Onoda Sakamichi: I'm going on my bike! Because... Because... on a bike... I can go to Akiba for free. I can buy five extra capsule toys with the money I save!

Abarenbō Rikishi!! Matsutarō (TV)

episode 7

Przed walką sumo.
Matsutarō: Where's the salt? The salt I'm supposed to throw.
Sędzia: Salt is for ranks juryo and up.
Matsutarō: Oh, it is? I'll settle for sugar, then.

Danna ga Nani o Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken (TV)

episode 10

Hajime: It'd be a tragedy if we gave them a culture-inspired name, since it'd affect the rest of their life.
Kaoru: Let's name it something that'll go with your family name.
Hajime: If it's a boy, Shinji. A girl, Rei.

Gin no Saji 2 (TV)

episode 6

Hachiken Yūgo: How can I face everyone? I'm basically Tokugawa Hidetada... The man who didn't make it in time to the Battle of Sekigahara.

Mikakunin de Shinkoukei (TV)

episode 1

Mashiro: Why did you give me milk instead of tea? Are you looking down on me because I'm a child?
Kobeni: I just thought it would be better than tea or coffee. You don't like it?
Mashiro: No, it's my favorite!

Noragami (TV)

episode 1

Yato: All right! Okay! Fine! Hanki... I release you. Just so you know, as a parting piece of wisdom, it's common courtesy to give a full month's notice before you quit!

Ping Pong The Animation (TV)

episode 5

Sakuma: If we lose, we're kicked off the team immediately.
Koizumi: Did you hear that, mister? They're like the Shinsengumi. You don't have Kondou Isami's permission?
Sakuma: I didn't even tell Hijikata I was coming.
Koizumi: So you're prepared to commit ritual suicide. Okay, Mr. Okita. We'll gift you some of our time.

Sanzoku no Musume Ronja (TV)

episode 1

Skalle-Per: I just wanted to find out how big this castle actually was. And as it turned out... This castle is large enough to get lost in for four days...

Space☆Dandy 2 (TV)

episode 1

Narrator: The world was becoming filled with inconsistencies. Posted billed forbidding posted bills. Cold hot coffee. Strange hairstyles. Jobs with seven days off per week. Full-tilt half-assedness. Precise malarkey. Frantic relaxation.

Dragon Ball Super (TV)

episode 1

Podczas wyciągania pnia z ziemi.
Son Gokū: Man, you're just as stubborn as Vegeta!

episode 29

Beerus: Man, you're useless.
Shen Long: Forgive me... Have you any other wish?
Beerus: Scram. That's my wish.

episode 117

Supreme Kai: It's the power of love. The power of Krillin and No. 18's love won! It's truly your Big Amour! You two are so lovey-dovey I'm jealous! How sweet!
No. 18: I'll kill you.
Supreme Kai: I'm sorry. I got carried away.

One Punch Man (TV)

episode 3

Saitama: In other words, you gotta train like hell to the point where your hair falls out. That's the only way to become strong.

episode 12

Saitama: Genos, your joints are all bent the wrong way. Here, I'll fix you up. Oh sorry, your arm came off.

Ashigei Shoujo Komura-san (manga)

chapter 1

Tsukinaga Yoshio: The first kiss i ever had... was with a foot.

Comic Girls (TV)

episode 7

Koyume: I really learned a lot! It was scary but I feel like something's opened up for me a bit more.
Ruki: Really?
Koyume: For example... I feel the same satisfaction I would if I just finished shoveling snow!
Koyume: Why did you get glasses?
Mayu: There were many reasons... But I wanted to watch the anime that I loved in the highest definition possible.

Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai: Tensai-tachi no Ren'ai Zunōsen (TV)

episode 4

Kaguya: This is Shinomiya. President, is that you?
Shirogane's father: I'm Miyuki's father.
Kaguya: Um, is the president... I mean, is Shirogane there?
Shirogane's father: I am Shirogane.
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