Tag: śmieszne (episodes)

  • Tag: śmieszne

Danna ga Nani o Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken (TV)

episode 10

Hajime: It'd be a tragedy if we gave them a culture-inspired name, since it'd affect the rest of their life.
Kaoru: Let's name it something that'll go with your family name.
Hajime: If it's a boy, Shinji. A girl, Rei.

Urusei Yatsura (TV)

episode 33

Ataru: Lum, summon your UFO! Just let him get a glance of your UFO!
Lum: UFO, come on down!
Ataru: Well, teacher? This is Lum's UFO. Do you think that an Earthbeing would have such a thing?
Hanawa: I'm not well-read on the topic but is not "UFO" supposed to be...
Shutaro: Unidentified flying object. That's what it stands for, in other words.
Hanawa: [...] Mister Moroboshi, you are mistaken. Since that thing is already identified as Lum's, it is not an unidentified flying object. In short, it cannot be called a UFO.

episode 53

Cherry: What kind of work do you want?
Ataru: I won't ask for much, just ¥10,000 an hour, lots of fun, and something not tiring with lots of pretty girls. The location should be nearby, with meals included, and no overtime. Breaks should last about 2 hours. Afternoon tea is a given, and I can work any hours I like. And as a small request I'd like a paid vacation and family allowance, and housing allowance. And I'd like a bonus!

episode 119

Onsen-Mark: You! Moroboshi!
Ataru: What?! What do you want?
Onsen-Mark: Ah... Never mind. I always say that when I'm upset.

Dragon Ball (manga)

chapter 17

Bulma: Where did you go?
Son Gokū: Rabbits belong on the moon, of course!

chapter 80

Żółwi Pustelnik: A couple billion Zeni...?! Even if I went to a strip club everyday, I wonder just how many years it would take to use it all up...

Dragon Ball (TV)

episode 64

Tai Pai Pai: You sure think highly of yourself for a cat...!
Karin: You sure think highly of yourself for an assassin...

episode 150

Mai: The man whose face strikes fear in the hearts of even the worst evildoers!
Shū: Robbery! Tattle-telling! Speeding! Blackmail! Stealing other people’s food!
Mai: He’ll do anything if it’s for money!
Shū: His name: Mister Pilaf Daimao!

Legend of the Galactic Heroes (OVA)

episode 31

Negroponte: You are a pretty radical anarchist.
Yang Wen-li: No, but you could say I'm a vegetarian. Although as soon as I look at a delicious meat dish, I break my commandments at once.

episode 39

Yang Wen-li: Alcohol is humanity's friend. Can I abandon a friend?

episode 63

Olivier Poplin: Damn it's hard to get a man's clothes off, and there's no reward either.

episode 69

Olivier Poplin: The entire population of the human race is 40 billion. And half of it is women. Even considering that half of that won't pass the age limit and a further half of that will fail on the account of their looks, there still are 5 billion that are potential targets of my romance. I can't waste even one second.

Neon Genesis Evangelion (TV)

episode 2

Katsuragi Misato: This is your home so feel free to take advantage of everything that’s here, except of course of me that is.

One Piece (manga)

chapter 652

Monkey D. Luffy: She said she was gonna destroy Fishman Island because you don't have any candy! She's nuts! I mean, I could understand if it was meat! Right?! But relax! I said I'd fight back!

chapter 654

Sanji: This is no time to relax and go whale watching! Even if we've escaped the whirlpool, we're still in plenty of danger here! First of all, did anyone get washed away in the current just now? Let's do a head count! Nami!
Nami: Here.
Sanji: Robin!
Robin: I'm here.
Sanji: Okay, next we've gotta get away from here! If any of those huge whales crash into us, the ship will be smashed!
Chopper: Count us, too!
Usopp: Sanji, the other 6 of us are alive!
Sanji: Nami, orders?
Nami: We're fine where we are.
Sanji: You here that? We're fine where we are, you idiots! Now, let's go whale watching!

chapter 679

Vergo: I'll rip everything to pieces... Hm? How weird, I can't find my sword!
Monet: Isn't that because you're not a swordsman?
Vergo: That's right... I'm not a swordsman.

One Piece (TV)

episode 575

Brook: If nothing is done, we're gonna end up back in the deep sea!
Robin: No, we'll hit a rock and drown before that.

Hajime no Ippo (TV)

episode 10

Kamogawa: The opponent for your debut match has been selected. Nishikawa Gym's Yusuke Oda!
Takamura: What? Did you say Yusuke Oda?!
Makunouchi: Do you know him, Takamura?!
Takamura: Nope.
Kamogawa: I'd like to tell you the details... but I don't know, either.
Takamura: If you don't know, don't build up the suspense, moron!

InuYasha (TV)

episode 9

Myōga: According to rumors, those two brothers devour pretty girls immediately!
Shippō: Is that true?! What'll we do? Does that mean Kagome has already...
Inuyasha: Stupid! What's pretty about Kagome?
Shippō: What?! Are you totally blind?!
Myōga: Yes, I think she's very pretty, too.
Shippō: I'll bet she's already been eaten! It's all my fault!
Myōga: "Pretty woman, short life." What a wise saying.
Shippō: How can you stand there looking so blank?! Kagome is a beauty! So she may already have been eaten up!
Inuyasha: So... Tell me what's pretty about Kagome?
Myōga: I've been thinking this from before... but I think your perception of beauty is a little off.
Shippō: Aghhh! No wonder you look and dress so weird!
Myōga: I agree... A red outfit is a bit troubling. I think you should dress with a little more refinement.

episode 36

Inuyasha: That cocky bastard! Calling me a "mutt"!
Shippō: I don't blame him for getting upset at being called a "mutt." But he sure looks like one.

episode 38

Inuyasha: She chose to go home herself! She said, "I'm going back home, stupid!"
Kaede: Inuyasha... Even your imitation of her is stupid.
Miroku: This is a fine palm. You'll live a long life and have many children. [...] How about it? Won't you have one of my children?
Shippō: Kagome will forgive you!
Inuyasha: What're you saying?! You sound like it's all my fault!
Shippō: It is your fault! Don't you still suspect Kagome!? Kagome did indeed protect Koga and helped him escape. Koga is your enemy. And she was kidnapped by him and suffered! Yet she helped him! That's right, Kagome's the one who suffered most at Koga's hands. So why did she take his side? Inuyasha... Do you think that maybe Kagome really did fall in love with Koga!
Inuyasha: Don't ask me! If you're gonna try to reason with me get your facts straight first!

episode 74

Myōga: How unusual for Inuyasha to contemplate about something.
Shippo: Now that's more like the Inuyasha I know!
Inuyasha: Whaddya mean?!
Shippo: Inuyasha deep in thought just isn't Inuyasha!
Myōga: He's right! Don't do something you're not used to.

episode 82

Miroku: It's easier said than done, but don't worry too much. I understand what you're going through. Do you want to be alone, after all?
Sango: So... is that all? After all, considering the way you usually are... I thought after giving me the pep talk you'd do something lecherous.
Miroku: Sango. You should have told me sooner if that's what you wanted.

episode 129

Miroku: On the way over here I thought of a strategy to keep the demon from choosing you all as brides. The demon only chooses single girls. In that case... Miss? Will you have my baby? Then the demon won't want you!

episode 146

Miroku: We don't need payment for this. We just ask for lodgings, food and women.

Naruto (manga)

chapter 529

Shinobi: During the attempt, the Nine Tails devoured Lords Kinkaku and Ginkaku... and then they were expelled.
Shinobi: Expelled? You mean from behind?

Groove Adventure Rave (TV)

episode 3

Hebi: There is no point in losing the money we robbed from one casino, gambling at another one.
O Plue.
Musica: Wow, that cat is cool! Is it a chihuahua?
Haru: You think it's a cat? But a chihuahua is a dog!

episode 5

Musica: You don't like being called fatass, huh? Then, how about just pig?
Bis: Even if you compliment me now, it's still too late.

BPS: Battle Programmer Shirase (TV)

episode 14

O Shirase.
Misaki: While this guy listens to music, he has the cognitive power to input that song as MP3 data in real time.

Bleach (TV)

episode 354

Ginjō Kūgo: Ever fantasize about being inside a game?
Kurosaki Ichigo: What’re you talking about?
Ginjō Kūgo: Admit it. Every kid’s thought about it. Nothing to be embarrassed about.
Kurosaki Ichigo: I can’t say I never thought about it, but...
Ginjō Kūgo: Is that so? I’ve never wanted to, not even once.

episode 357

Po japońsku "ichi" - jeden, "go" - pięć.
Ichigo: How many sets of a hundred pushups are you gonna make me do?!
Kūgo: That was only your fourteenth set. [...] Why don’t you do one more set to match your name?
Ichigo: You had to say that! I hate those kinds of puns!
Kūgo: Liar. I know you wear a T-shirt that says “15” on it.

episode 365

Hitsugaya Tōshirō: Kuchiki and Kuchiki aren’t here.
Madarame Ikkaku: Can you refer to them by first names, sir? You’re confusing us.

Soul Eater (manga)

chapter 23

Marie Mjolnir: I'm... going to marry the toilet. Don't you see? The toilet will accept anything I do!

chapter 32

Shinigami: Since I'm wearing a mask, Justin can't read my lips, can he? Can you repeat what I say from now on, please?
Spirit: Why do I have to do something so troublesome? It's fine if he takes the earphones off, right?
Shinigami: Okay! Repeat after me!

Blood+ (TV)

episode 16

Lewis: See those two over there? They're going to Paris. They wanted me to introduce them to you guys.
Julia Silverstein: And you accepted a chocolate candy bar in exchange for an introduction.
Lewis: No. I accepted a whole box!

D.Gray-man (TV)

episode 8

Komui Lee: It wasn't Komurin's fault. It was the coffee. Hate the sin, not the sinner. Hate the coffee not the Komurin

Ghost Hunt (TV)

episode 1

Taniyama Mai: Not only are you good looking, but you're very smart.
Shibuya Kazuya: Do you really think I'm good looking?
Taniyama Mai: Aren't you? Everyone was making a fuss over it.
Shibuya Kazuya: Hm... You don't have bad taste.

episode 15

Takigawa Hōshō: This camera has had it, hasn't it?
Shibuya Kazuya: Oh, that's okay. It's insured.
Taniyama Mai: Oh, it is? Before, when you told me to be your assistant instead of paying you back for the camera I broke, did that just mean that you simply wanted some more help?
Shibuya Kazuya: You've gotten a little smarter, haven't you?

episode 25

Takigawa Hōshō: It would seem that the source of the curse was not the spirits of the rokubu, after all.
Shibuya Kazuya: It's Okobu-sama.
Taniyama Mai: How did you know?
Shibuya Kazuya: Because my brain works differently than yours.

Gintama (TV)

episode 13

Katsura Kotaro: It's not Zura. It's Captain Katsura, dattebayo!

episode 23

Sakata Gintoki: Come on, I'm not carrying anything metal. Is it responding to my iron will?

episode 34

Shimura Shinpachi: I can't! I can't do it! I'd be glad if I can do it with a cute girl like her... But I'm still a boy and this time slot is anime time for children. We were already demoted from golden hour. If the PTA sends in a flood of complaints, the show will be canceled!

episode 35

Matsudaira Katakuriko: He's not her boyfriend! I'll never acknowledge a frivolous man like him!
Hijikata Toshiro: Shut up! I don't acknowledge you as police chief!
Okita Sogo: Hijikata, I'll never acknowledge you as vice-chief of the Shinsengumi!

episode 37

Zenzo: It's the Jump double issue.
Gintoki: Jump double issue. Eh? Jump double issue?
Zenzo: Jump double issue?
Gintoki: Good grief. There's only one left...
Zenzo: What should we do?
Gintoki: I've already been to seven or eight convenience stores already. Everyone's free during the holiday season, so they are all sold out.
Zenzo: Yeah? Well, I've been to ten convenience stores.
Gintoki: Oh, if I include this one, I've actually been to 15 stores.
Zenzo: Well, my little boy, Hiroshi really wants Jump. Hiroshi is my son and only 5 years old.
Gintoki: My mom really wants it, too. She's sick. I wonder if she'll see it through the year... In fact, I'm sure she won't.
Zenzo: Well, Hiroshi is also going to die.
Gintoki: Hiroshi is going to die?

episode 46

Ane: What's the big deal about getting your butt groped? Do you know why there are two halves to your butt? It's so that you won't mind if someone touches one half.
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