Tag: śmieszne (characters)
- Tag: śmieszne
Ane: What's the big deal about getting your butt groped? Do you know why there are two halves to your butt? It's so that you won't mind if someone touches one half.
Asagi: You don't see a lot of people applying for ninja licenses these days. Let me make this clear first. Becoming a ninja doesn't mean you'll be able to use stuff like the Rasengan or chakra, okay?
Asuka Ryōko: Sensei... Kanzaki, Himekawa, Natsume, Shiroyama, Furuichi, Oga, Kunieda, Omori, Tanimura and Hanazawa are absent today because they have a stomach ache. I dunno anything else.
O Vegecie.Beerus: His singing and dancing were both terrible. He'd be a fair match for you, Whis.
Blood Leopard: My name is Blood Leopard. Call me Leopard, not Blood. If you want to shorten it, Pard and not Leopa.
Do Beerusa.Bulma: If you're a god, don't get mad over a little pudding, idiot!
Członek Shinsengumi: That sword is a Kikuichimonji RX-78! It has a built-in digital music player with a maximum playing time of 124 hours!
Elizabeth: Man, look at you all whining. That's why you're One Piece Quarter. Actually, it took four years to make 1/4 the amount. So if you want to be number one, you'll have to spend sixteen years preparing.
Hachiken Yūgo: How can I face everyone? I'm basically Tokugawa Hidetada... The man who didn't make it in time to the Battle of Sekigahara.
Hebi: There is no point in losing the money we robbed from one casino, gambling at another one.
Hijikata Toshiro: If there's something stuck to the bowl... you know how you unconsciously aim at it to shoot it off? We'll use that psychology and make it so they'll aim into the urinal.
Hikigaya Hachiman: Well, worst case, I get serious. When I get serious, groveling and even boot licking is no problem.
Hikigaya Hachiman: The police don't mobilize until after an incident happens, and it's standard for heroes to show up late. But would anyone condemn them for being late? So, speaking paradoxically, lateness is justice...
Hikigaya Hachiman: These days, prep schools are granting tuition waivers for students with good grades. If I get that, and get tuition money from my parents, that money will be mine.
Hikigaya Hachiman: Hey! I'm really grown up! I grumble, I tell filthy lies, I do underhanded things...
Kanji: 人.Hikigaya Hachiman: Well, they say the kanji for "people" is two people supporting each other. But did you ever notice one side is leaning on the other? I believe the acceptance of sacrificing someone is the whole idea behind "people."
Hoshimura Jun'ichirō: Boobs that don't shake aren't boobs at all.
Izumi Konata: I may look like this, but I have about a hundred friends, and my social and bargaining skills are pretty high, and I join a party every night. With my allies, I work to bring back the glimmer in crystals to prevent the world from falling to ruin, and rescue the kidnapped princess...
Izumi Konata: I haven't seen that guy around for a while... Yeah. He was a soldier-type character, but he wanted to raise his combat skills, and he left saying he was going to train in an area with a lot of monsters... And he hasn't come back since. I heard he's camping out in the underground nest. But I wonder if he's all right, acting all hermit-like? Everyone's getting pretty worried.
Izumi Konata: There isn't much difference in appearance when you gain or lose a kilogram or two... Why does she look so ecstatic or depressed with a matter of a few kilograms? This is why girls are so...
Izumi Konata: I heard that this was something that really happened... Someone who works at a certain video software wholesaler finished work for that day, and got on a bus late at night like he usually does. His house was towards the end of the bus route. And so, as he was riding the bus, other passengers started leaving one by one, and he ended up as the only passenger left. The driver mistakenly thought that there was nobody left on the bus... And, can you believe it? He started to sing, in a loud voice, Danzen! Futari wa _______ Cure!
Izumi Konata: My dad, when he went to deliver his script after an all-nighter, got on an early train, overslept all the way to the final stop, then the train made a U-turn, and before he knew it, he had overslept again. He went back and forth many times. He eventually woke up closer and closer to the destination station, but he would always sleep past it by a very close margin... He was so tired that he just wanted to come home and sleep, but he couldn't manage to make his way home. And in the end, when he woke up with a start, he couldn't figure out which direction he was heading at the time.
Izumi Konata: I remember jotting memos on my notes earlier during class, because I thought I needed to remember it, since it was important, but since I was half asleep, I don't know what I wrote down.
Japonia: They say Italian tanks can advance sixty kilometers a week on the battlefield, but after spotting English troops, they can retreat sixty kilometers in a single day.
Katsura Kotaro: It's not Zura. It's Captain Katsura, dattebayo!
Katsura Kotaro: I'm not Lupin, I'm Zura. Oops, I mean Katsura.
Katsura Kotaro: It's not rap, it's Katsurap, yo.
Katsuragi Misato: This is your home so feel free to take advantage of everything that’s here, except of course of me that is.
Komui Lee: It wasn't Komurin's fault. It was the coffee. Hate the sin, not the sinner. Hate the coffee not the Komurin
Kondo Isao: We were probably blending rap and rock to sing for peace on Earth.
Kōsaka Kyōsuke: So, when you're dating a girl, um... Starting when is it okay to touch her boobs?
Książę Hata: I make a rare appearance and this is how I get treated? I might as well transfer over to "D.Gray-man."
Marie Mjolnir: I'm... going to marry the toilet. Don't you see? The toilet will accept anything I do!
Miroku: This is a fine palm. You'll live a long life and have many children. [...] How about it? Won't you have one of my children?
Miroku: On the way over here I thought of a strategy to keep the demon from choosing you all as brides. The demon only chooses single girls. In that case... Miss? Will you have my baby? Then the demon won't want you!
Miroku: We don't need payment for this. We just ask for lodgings, food and women.
O Shirase.Misaki: While this guy listens to music, he has the cognitive power to input that song as MP3 data in real time.
Monkey D. Luffy: She said she was gonna destroy Fishman Island because you don't have any candy! She's nuts! I mean, I could understand if it was meat! Right?! But relax! I said I'd fight back!
Myōga: How unusual for Inuyasha to contemplate about something.
Nanba Mutta: It would have been faster to crunch the numbers in my head! My mental abacus was too realistic! The beads kept sliding around because I was running!
O Nitcie.Nanba Mutta: First, you see the big guy over there? He's athletic, with plenty of muscle, as you can see. He likes to act cool and play the tough guy. However... His cell phone wallpaper is a cat.
O Kibie i Shino.Narrator: These two are on the same team as Hinata and... Well, they're pretty minor characters, so that's about it.
Narrator: The world was becoming filled with inconsistencies. Posted billed forbidding posted bills. Cold hot coffee. Strange hairstyles. Jobs with seven days off per week. Full-tilt half-assedness. Precise malarkey. Frantic relaxation.
Neko Majin: What kind of aliens are you that you don't even have 3000 yen?! You guys are the worst! You travelled all the way to Earth without so much as a penny?!
Obi Hajime: The name's Obi Hajime! If that's a pain to say, call me Obi-One!
Olivier Poplin: Damn it's hard to get a man's clothes off, and there's no reward either.
Olivier Poplin: The entire population of the human race is 40 billion. And half of it is women. Even considering that half of that won't pass the age limit and a further half of that will fail on the account of their looks, there still are 5 billion that are potential targets of my romance. I can't waste even one second.
Onoda Sakamichi: I'm going on my bike! Because... Because... on a bike... I can go to Akiba for free. I can buy five extra capsule toys with the money I save!
Do Takagiego.Orihara Ichiriki: You're a freshman in college with a serialization and a wife?! Awesome! Too awesome! There really are a ton of strange manga authors!
Otae: The most dangerous moment in hunting is the moment you've captured your prey. The bigger the prey, the more you let your guard down. Go read Hunter x Hunter, volume 3, before you try and take us on, old hags.
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