Tag: śmieszne

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Tsukinaga Yoshio: The first kiss i ever had... was with a foot.
Dororo: If I take two and give three to Bro, that's no fun for me. But I'd feel bad for Bro giving him two while taking three for myself. Honestly, five is such an inconvenient number. In the end, it's best if I just eat them all myself.
Supreme Kai: It's the power of love. The power of Krillin and No. 18's love won! It's truly your Big Amour! You two are so lovey-dovey I'm jealous! How sweet!
No. 18: I'll kill you.
Supreme Kai: I'm sorry. I got carried away.
Kaguya: This is Shinomiya. President, is that you?
Shirogane's father: I'm Miyuki's father.
Kaguya: Um, is the president... I mean, is Shirogane there?
Shirogane's father: I am Shirogane.
Koyume: Why did you get glasses?
Mayu: There were many reasons... But I wanted to watch the anime that I loved in the highest definition possible.
Mashiro: Why did you give me milk instead of tea? Are you looking down on me because I'm a child?
Kobeni: I just thought it would be better than tea or coffee. You don't like it?
Mashiro: No, it's my favorite!
Koyume: I really learned a lot! It was scary but I feel like something's opened up for me a bit more.
Ruki: Really?
Koyume: For example... I feel the same satisfaction I would if I just finished shoveling snow!
Puri: What's a Kami-sama?
Bavaro: Kami-sama's Kami-sama.
Puri: So what's a Kami-sama?!
Cooky: He's a wonderful person!
Crepe: More wonderful than Daddy?
Cooky: You could say that.
Donuts: More wonderful than Mom?
Choco: No, he's less than her!
Donuts: Wow! Mom's really wonderful!
Nagi: If I put a sparkly heart keychain from a 100-yen shop on this bag, can't I just say it's a Sama*tha Thavasa?
Tsugumi: If you talk about Sama*tha Thavasa while wearing those anime clothes, our few female viewers will snicker.
Kimura Takako: The towering artist... Too-Pure-Pure Boy... The excessively self-conscious Akiba-type... I'd say they balance each other out beautifully, wouldn't you? If this were an RPG, that's the party we'd send out for a boss fight.
Nagi: Wow, you have so many toys! What's this ball?
Chłopiec: It's a superball. You've never seen one?
Nagi: Wait, by any chance if you gather seven of these...
Beelzebub: Thief! Look at those idiots!
Thief: They remind me of you...
Kami: Son. You were trained by an exceptional master.
Gokū: Though he is a little perverted.
Neko Majin: What kind of aliens are you that you don't even have 3000 yen?! You guys are the worst! You travelled all the way to Earth without so much as a penny?!
Vegeta: When I was on Earth, I learned something interesting from them.
Cui: What, how to run away quickly?
Przed podróżą na Namek.
Bulma: There's no way I'm going by myself, okay? Someone come with me!
Turtle Hermit: Two months round trip, huh? All right, I guess I've got no choice but to go with you.
Bulma: That will just add unnecessary danger!
Do Shikamaru.
Soku: Going on a first date without a strategy is like fighting a Tailed Beast unarmed.
O Shirase.
Misaki: While this guy listens to music, he has the cognitive power to input that song as MP3 data in real time.
Sakata Gintoki: Overcoming the obstacle of these annoying seeds to eat the watermelon is the mini-drama, of sorts, that gives its flavor a sense of urgency and makes it even more delicious. Basically, when you eat a watermelon, you eat not the fruit, but the drama it creates.
Po wielokrotnych nawiązaniach do anime "Saint Seiya" podczas opowiadania strasznych historii.
Gintoki: Scary... Super scary!
Hasegawa: What part of that story made you freak out?!
Gintoki: Toei Animation's gonna kill us!
Przed walką sumo.
Matsutarō: Where's the salt? The salt I'm supposed to throw.
Sędzia: Salt is for ranks juryo and up.
Matsutarō: Oh, it is? I'll settle for sugar, then.
Shinigami: You know nothing about my suffering!
Gintoki: I can pretty much guess. You couldn't learn Bankai or something, right?
Asagi: You don't see a lot of people applying for ninja licenses these days. Let me make this clear first. Becoming a ninja doesn't mean you'll be able to use stuff like the Rasengan or chakra, okay?
Sakata Gintoki: Men can get by with knowledge of the Sengoku era alone! Before that, it was just mostly-gorillas running around with spears in hand.
Yato: All right! Okay! Fine! Hanki... I release you. Just so you know, as a parting piece of wisdom, it's common courtesy to give a full month's notice before you quit!
Obi Hajime: The name's Obi Hajime! If that's a pain to say, call me Obi-One!
Otae: Father, it's been a while. I have something to tell you today. I think it's time to begin. I will become the character I was created to be. It's time to restore the Kodokan Dojo you left us, Father. Sorry to make you wait 260 episodes.
Skalle-Per: I just wanted to find out how big this castle actually was. And as it turned out... This castle is large enough to get lost in for four days...
Rock Lee: Sasuke, I've wanted to ask you this for three years now... Why? Why were you so popular with the ladies?!
Narrator: The world was becoming filled with inconsistencies. Posted billed forbidding posted bills. Cold hot coffee. Strange hairstyles. Jobs with seven days off per week. Full-tilt half-assedness. Precise malarkey. Frantic relaxation.
Tadakuni: That's my little sister's underwear, dude!
Yoshitake: Rest assured. It's equivalent exchange. I left my underwear behind in its stead.
Musica: You don't like being called fatass, huh? Then, how about just pig?
Bis: Even if you compliment me now, it's still too late.
O Plue.
Musica: Wow, that cat is cool! Is it a chihuahua?
Haru: You think it's a cat? But a chihuahua is a dog!
Hebi: There is no point in losing the money we robbed from one casino, gambling at another one.
Onsen-Mark: You! Moroboshi!
Ataru: What?! What do you want?
Onsen-Mark: Ah... Never mind. I always say that when I'm upset.
Bulma: Where did you go?
Son Gokū: Rabbits belong on the moon, of course!
Beerus: Man, you're useless.
Shen Long: Forgive me... Have you any other wish?
Beerus: Scram. That's my wish.
Miyako: Norippe, did you buy your computer at an electronics store? Was it expensive?
Nori: I dunno. I'm not sure how much it cost, my uncle built it for me as a gift for starting high school.
Yuno: Your uncle...
Miyako: ...made it?
Yuno: Nori, is your uncle Mr. Gates?
Tsuna: What do we do about this?! After Mr. Kawahira helped hide us... How do we explain this to him?
Reborn: Just say that it burned down.
Saitama: Genos, your joints are all bent the wrong way. Here, I'll fix you up. Oh sorry, your arm came off.
Saitama: In other words, you gotta train like hell to the point where your hair falls out. That's the only way to become strong.
Dende: Um, if we think in the grand scheme of things, all five Saiyans here could be said to have righteous hearts, I think.
Buu: Huh? Even Vegeta?
Vegeta: You're one to talk!
Podczas wyciągania pnia z ziemi.
Son Gokū: Man, you're just as stubborn as Vegeta!
Mai: The man whose face strikes fear in the hearts of even the worst evildoers!
Shū: Robbery! Tattle-telling! Speeding! Blackmail! Stealing other people’s food!
Mai: He’ll do anything if it’s for money!
Shū: His name: Mister Pilaf Daimao!
Hajime: It'd be a tragedy if we gave them a culture-inspired name, since it'd affect the rest of their life.
Kaoru: Let's name it something that'll go with your family name.
Hajime: If it's a boy, Shinji. A girl, Rei.
Onoda Sakamichi: I'm going on my bike! Because... Because... on a bike... I can go to Akiba for free. I can buy five extra capsule toys with the money I save!
Olivier Poplin: The entire population of the human race is 40 billion. And half of it is women. Even considering that half of that won't pass the age limit and a further half of that will fail on the account of their looks, there still are 5 billion that are potential targets of my romance. I can't waste even one second.
Olivier Poplin: Damn it's hard to get a man's clothes off, and there's no reward either.
Yang Wen-li: Alcohol is humanity's friend. Can I abandon a friend?
Hachiken Yūgo: How can I face everyone? I'm basically Tokugawa Hidetada... The man who didn't make it in time to the Battle of Sekigahara.
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