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    Jonah Matsuka: Are they the same as me? Or are they monsters trying to deceive me?!
    Keith Anyan: They're monsters, the same as you.
    Shippo: Now that's more like the Inuyasha I know!
    Inuyasha: Whaddya mean?!
    Shippo: Inuyasha deep in thought just isn't Inuyasha!
    Myōga: He's right! Don't do something you're not used to.
    Myōga: How unusual for Inuyasha to contemplate about something.
    Do Kagury.
    Sesshomaru: If you don't have the resolve to go it alone, don't even think about betrayal.
    Komano Tsutomu: What's this about? I'm not going to quit.
    Ayase Chihaya: But your grades went down because of karuta.
    Komano Tsutomu: Well, yeah. But I still placed fifth.
    Ayase Chihaya: Huh? Fifth? I was like fifth from the bottom.
    Komano Tsutomu: I'm not so concerned about my grades these days. But you should be concerned, Ayase.
    Gildarts: Wait a second! You're...
    Cana: I know it's a lot to just accept...
    Gildarts: Whose kid are you? Sara? Naomi? Claire? Feena? Mary? Eliza? No, no... The hair color's off... Emma, Lyra, Jean, Sydney, Kate, Yuko, Francoise...
    Cana: You old geezer! How many flings have you had?!
    Gildarts: I-I know! You're the spitting image of Sylvia! Like, you're the same sex!
    Natsu: Actually, I am hungry. The only thing I ate was the fire from that God Slayer, and then I beat the crap out of him.
    Lucy: Well, me too. Cana's heavier than you'd think.
    Wendy: Cana's unconscious, but that's still a terrible thing to say...
    Switch: My biggest reason for not believing in fortune telling is that fortune tellers don't take responsibility for their failed readings.
    Bluenote Stinger: I asked you already. Where is Mavis's grave?
    Wendy Marvell: The grave of the founding Master? It has something to do with the second test?
    Happy: I see. I understand!
    Carla: I'm sure it's something completely Nidiotic, but I suppose I'll ask anyway...
    Happy: You want to become an S class wizard, too!
    Bossun: If everything goes our way, Nwe'll be able to escape! Probably!
    Himeko: Y-You're a genius... Probably!
    Bossun: Probably!
    Himeko: Probably!
    Tai Pai Pai: You sure think highly of yourself for a cat...!
    Karin: You sure think highly of yourself for an assassin...
    Switch: Sure wish he'd just talk like a normal person!
    Rintarō: How about adding a cute "meow" at the end of your sentences?
    Kurisu: Why do I have to do that?!
    Rintarō: Assistant, dear. You are the representative of Japan's maid culture!
    Rintarō: Well, Rukako and Mayuri being together is perfectly all right.
    Itaru: Suddenly, lesbians. Ha. Ha.
    Rintarō: Control yourself. Besides, if there were lesbians in the next room, then this room would be...
    Do Takemaru.
    Inuyasha: I'm a half-demon, more egotistical and greedy than any other living creature - that's what human beings are, right? But with human blood flowing through my veins, I never give up! Don't you understand? When you have someone to protect, your power increases multifold! That's why I'm able to destroy you now!
    Killua: When I was winning in the 190s, I had around two hundred million, total.
    Zushi: Two hundred million...
    Gon: Where's that money now?
    Killua: That was four years ago! Of course it's gone now. Spent it all on snacks!
    Gon: Two hundred million on snacks, in four years?
    Zushi: What kind of snacks are these?
    Yagyuu Kyuubei: Jugem Jugem Shit Tossing The Life Of Shin-chan's Two Day Old Underwear Balmung Fezalion Isaac Schneider 1/3True Love 2/3 Hangnail Anxiety Betrayal Knows My Name Or Does It Really Ignore Calls Squid Dogfish Halibut Trout-Cod Dogfish This Is a Different Dogfish, I'm Talking About The Dogfish Shark Kaluga Angler Ray Yuuteimiyaoukimukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe All's Well That Ends Well Runny Diarrhea.
    O malarstwie iluzjonistycznym trompe-l'œil.
    Miyabi: For example, Kisaragi is admiring exhibits in a certain exhibition. The worker seems to be taking down a drawing, but somehow he didn't show any signs of movement. Finding it strange, you go closer to have a look. But, that's not a person, but a drawing on the wall. On closer inspection, the visitors around you are also trompe-l'œil. Coming to your senses, you realize that you're the only person there. Scared, Kisaragi wants to leave the exhibition.
    Miki: But, even the exit is a trompe-l'œil!
    Lupin III: Well, stealing is more fun when you have a rival.
    Asuka Ryōko: Sensei... Kanzaki, Himekawa, Natsume, Shiroyama, Furuichi, Oga, Kunieda, Omori, Tanimura and Hanazawa are absent today because they have a stomach ache. I dunno anything else.
    Akoes: Anyone can make a mistake. If you feel bad about it, will that sin disappear?
    Akoes: I sympathize with you robots who never need to eat or drink, or get to sleep with a woman.
    Robot: I felt alive for the first time when I found out I was going to be ruined. Because there is death, there is life. Eternal robots finally became like humans by obtaining death. We should accept death like humans.
    Shippō: Kagome will forgive you!
    Inuyasha: What're you saying?! You sound like it's all my fault!
    Shippō: It is your fault! Don't you still suspect Kagome!? Kagome did indeed protect Koga and helped him escape. Koga is your enemy. And she was kidnapped by him and suffered! Yet she helped him! That's right, Kagome's the one who suffered most at Koga's hands. So why did she take his side? Inuyasha... Do you think that maybe Kagome really did fall in love with Koga!
    Inuyasha: Don't ask me! If you're gonna try to reason with me get your facts straight first!
    Miroku: This is a fine palm. You'll live a long life and have many children. [...] How about it? Won't you have one of my children?
    Inuyasha: She chose to go home herself! She said, "I'm going back home, stupid!"
    Kaede: Inuyasha... Even your imitation of her is stupid.
    Inuyasha: That cocky bastard! Calling me a "mutt"!
    Shippō: I don't blame him for getting upset at being called a "mutt." But he sure looks like one.
    Hitsugaya: Kuchiki and Kuchiki aren’t here.
    Ikkaku: Can you refer to them by first names, sir? You’re confusing us.
    Japonia: They say Italian tanks can advance sixty kilometers a week on the battlefield, but after spotting English troops, they can retreat sixty kilometers in a single day.
    China: What's your name?
    Japan: Hello, China-of-where-the-sun-falls. I am Japan-of-whence-the-sun-rises.
    China: You're pretty rude!
    Komatsu: N-No way... The legendary chef... Setsuno-sama...
    Setsuno: Hey, now. There's no need to attach "sama". Call me Setsunon.
    Komatsu: S-She has such strong friendly affinity. No, I can't talk like I'm classmates with a Human National Treasure...
    Setsuno: Who're classmates?! Don't act so familiar!
    Zonge: It's been a while since I've been to a city.
    Henchmen: Yes, it's been quite a long time.
    Henchmen: Uh, this is our first time coming to a city.
    Zonge: I've gone to plenty in RPGs.
    Po japońsku "ichi" - jeden, "go" - pięć.
    Ichigo: How many sets of a hundred pushups are you gonna make me do?!
    Kūgo: That was only your fourteenth set. [...] Why don’t you do one more set to match your name?
    Ichigo: You had to say that! I hate those kinds of puns!
    Kūgo: Liar. I know you wear a T-shirt that says “15” on it.
    Kūgo: Ever fantasize about being inside a game?
    Ichigo: What’re you talking about?
    Kūgo: Admit it. Every kid’s thought about it. Nothing to be embarrassed about.
    Ichigo: I can’t say I never thought about it, but...
    Kūgo: Is that so? I’ve never wanted to, not even once.
    Żółwi Pustelnik: A couple billion Zeni...?! Even if I went to a strip club everyday, I wonder just how many years it would take to use it all up...
    Izumi Konata: My dad, when he went to deliver his script after an all-nighter, got on an early train, overslept all the way to the final stop, then the train made a U-turn, and before he knew it, he had overslept again. He went back and forth many times. He eventually woke up closer and closer to the destination station, but he would always sleep past it by a very close margin... He was so tired that he just wanted to come home and sleep, but he couldn't manage to make his way home. And in the end, when he woke up with a start, he couldn't figure out which direction he was heading at the time.
    Konata: I went to Asakusa the other day.
    Kagami: Oh? When did you go?
    Konata: Trains in the winter make you drowsy, you know?
    Kagami: She slept past her destination?!
    Tsukasa: Wait... But isn't that in the opposite direction?
    Konata: Apparently, I slept too long, so it doubled back from the final stop, and I slept past my station again. And when I came to, it was Asakusa.
    Konata: Oh, wait, I'm being paged. Hold on. [...] He scolded me for talking too long on the phone.
    Kagami: Oh, sorry. I thought your house was rather laid-back with that stuff. But is it actually pretty strict?
    Konata: No, we're in the middle of a fighter-game match.
    Takara Miyuki: Come to think of it, when I went to an amusement park the other day, I had thought I was lining up for one of the rides, when I actually was in line for the restroom.
    Alicia Florence: Coming to love the parts you hate... it takes a bit of effort, but if you can do that, the one you love becomes an important person.
    Katsura Kotaro: I'm not Lupin, I'm Zura. Oops, I mean Katsura.
    Chilled: I find it far more fun to torment people after I've put them at ease. Don't you?
    Kagami: There's been more and more spam lately. It's a pain.
    Konata: Oh, you should change your text address to something that isn't too obvious. I changed mine too.
    Kagami: Something that isn't obvious? Like what?
    Konata: My address is iluvgirlsinglasses in English characters. I would have preferred something like "maid," but addresses like maid-san and miko-san are so popular that...
    Shippō: How can you stand there looking so blank?! Kagome is a beauty! So she may already have been eaten up!
    Inuyasha: So... Tell me what's pretty about Kagome?
    Myōga: I've been thinking this from before... but I think your perception of beauty is a little off.
    Shippō: Aghhh! No wonder you look and dress so weird!
    Myōga: I agree... A red outfit is a bit troubling. I think you should dress with a little more refinement.
    Myōga: According to rumors, those two brothers devour pretty girls immediately!
    Shippō: Is that true?! What'll we do? Does that mean Kagome has already...
    Inuyasha: Stupid! What's pretty about Kagome?
    Shippō: What?! Are you totally blind?!
    Myōga: Yes, I think she's very pretty, too.
    Shippō: I'll bet she's already been eaten! It's all my fault!
    Myōga: "Pretty woman, short life." What a wise saying.
    Ōma Shū: I was wrong. Kindness is pointless. We have to separate the good from the trash. I'm going to become king.
    Izumi Konata: I heard that this was something that really happened... Someone who works at a certain video software wholesaler finished work for that day, and got on a bus late at night like he usually does. His house was towards the end of the bus route. And so, as he was riding the bus, other passengers started leaving one by one, and he ended up as the only passenger left. The driver mistakenly thought that there was nobody left on the bus... And, can you believe it? He started to sing, in a loud voice, Danzen! Futari wa _______ Cure!
    Komatsu: Something's there... Z-Zombie-san?
    Zonge: It's not Zombie, it's Zonge-sama!
    Komatsu: Good job making it out of there alive. Or are you really a zombie...?
    Konata: Well, even though it's vacation, I'm going to see our teacher almost every day anyway.
    Kagami: Why? You have summer classes or something?
    Konata: We form parties in our net game and stuff. Our teacher is a wiz and I'm a tank, so when we pair up and I pull stuff, it's pretty good in terms of both xp and money. Though I'm always the busy one, and all our teacher does is click on one of the AoE skills. The other day, I pulled a ton of mobs only to find our teacher had fallen asleep at the keyboard, and it took me all day to earn my death penalty back...
    Hiramaru: What a nice smell.
    Kaya: Thank you. It's instant, though.
    Hiramaru: Just having a girl around makes me feel at ease.
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