Quotes from Gintama (group)

  • Quotes from Gintama (group)

Gintama (manga)

chapter 214

Do Housena.
Kamui: I want to soak my soul in your blood.

Gintama (TV)

episode 4

Sakata Gintoki: Oh crap! Jump comes out today! I forgot, this week Jump comes out on Saturday. [...] This might be a good chance to give it up. Reading Jump at my age... But men are always boys at heart until they die.

episode 5

Kondo Isao: We, the Shinsengumi, belong in battle.

episode 13

Katsura Kotaro: It's not Zura. It's Captain Katsura, dattebayo!

episode 23

Sakata Gintoki: Come on, I'm not carrying anything metal. Is it responding to my iron will?

episode 34

Shimura Shinpachi: I can't! I can't do it! I'd be glad if I can do it with a cute girl like her... But I'm still a boy and this time slot is anime time for children. We were already demoted from golden hour. If the PTA sends in a flood of complaints, the show will be canceled!

episode 35

Matsudaira Katakuriko: He's not her boyfriend! I'll never acknowledge a frivolous man like him!
Hijikata Toshiro: Shut up! I don't acknowledge you as police chief!
Okita Sogo: Hijikata, I'll never acknowledge you as vice-chief of the Shinsengumi!

episode 37

Zenzo: It's the Jump double issue.
Gintoki: Jump double issue. Eh? Jump double issue?
Zenzo: Jump double issue?
Gintoki: Good grief. There's only one left...
Zenzo: What should we do?
Gintoki: I've already been to seven or eight convenience stores already. Everyone's free during the holiday season, so they are all sold out.
Zenzo: Yeah? Well, I've been to ten convenience stores.
Gintoki: Oh, if I include this one, I've actually been to 15 stores.
Zenzo: Well, my little boy, Hiroshi really wants Jump. Hiroshi is my son and only 5 years old.
Gintoki: My mom really wants it, too. She's sick. I wonder if she'll see it through the year... In fact, I'm sure she won't.
Zenzo: Well, Hiroshi is also going to die.
Gintoki: Hiroshi is going to die?

episode 38

Sakata Gintoki: Even if you lose your memory, you still retain it in your heart. You never lose the memories in your head, they are still deeply entrenched in your heart. That's what I believe.

episode 46

Ane: What's the big deal about getting your butt groped? Do you know why there are two halves to your butt? It's so that you won't mind if someone touches one half.

episode 47

Kagura: Where's Gin-chan? Is Gin-chan still asleep? Shall I wake him up?
Shinpachi: No, never mind. Gin-san's in kanashibari.
Kagura: Kanashibari? What is kanashibari?
Shinpachi: It's a ghost paralysis. You're awake, but your body can't move. It's a very convenient state for the animators.
Kagura: Convenient?
Shinpachi: Seems all the anime staff are taking a trip to Kinugawa Hot Spa, so they were talking about creating a 30-minute "Gin-san Meets Ghost Paralysis" episode.

episode 56

Okita: Die, Hijikata.
Hijikata: Die, Okita.
Okita: Die, Okita. Oops, I mean Hijikata.

episode 61

Katsura Kotaro: I'm not Lupin, I'm Zura. Oops, I mean Katsura.

episode 71

Kagura: Sounds like Rocky.
Gintoki: She's playing a Rocky-ish theme.
Kagura: It's similar, but...
Gintoki: It's the stuff adults worry about, you know, like getting into trouble if you use the real theme. But why Rocky?!
Gengai: Just hearing it motivates you.

episode 82

Kagura: Kintama!
Shinpachi: Kagura-chan, girls shouldn't say that word.
Kagura: Okay then, how about golden ball?
Shinpachi: That's not good either.
Książę Hata: I make a rare appearance and this is how I get treated? I might as well transfer over to "D.Gray-man."

episode 84

Do Heijiego.
Szef: I always thought there was something uneven between your appearance and working ability! You act like you can easily handle all of your cases! But why are you so useless?

episode 88

Katsura Kotaro: It's not rap, it's Katsurap, yo.
Kondo Isao: We were probably blending rap and rock to sing for peace on Earth.

episode 89

Tōyako: Perhaps an enemy stronger than anything you have ever faced will appear. You can't survive without this ultimate technique. [...] In addition, if this anime is released as a fighting game, it'll be too plain if it doesn't have an ultimate technique. Think about the business aspect. Don't you know how hard a time Bandai's had?

episode 90

Shinpachi: Gin-san, nurses are really amazing, aren't they?
Gintoki: For example, take a woman who's a 7... Put her in a nurse's uniform and she becomes a 10.

episode 91

Otae: The most dangerous moment in hunting is the moment you've captured your prey. The bigger the prey, the more you let your guard down. Go read Hunter x Hunter, volume 3, before you try and take us on, old hags.

episode 100

Sakata Gintoki: I've been reading Jump for twenty years. So I'll teach you about friendship, diligence and victory.

episode 101

Członek Shinsengumi: That sword is a Kikuichimonji RX-78! It has a built-in digital music player with a maximum playing time of 124 hours!

episode 111

Azumi: If I don't do something, I'll go crazy. I feel like I'm going to turn into a love monster!
Shinpachi: Well, you already are a monster, I guess.

episode 112

Sakata Gintoki: When are they going to run the next Hanger x Hanger? Keeping me in suspense like that! They say "we'll be right back,"

episode 113

Hijikata Toshiro: If there's something stuck to the bowl... you know how you unconsciously aim at it to shoot it off? We'll use that psychology and make it so they'll aim into the urinal.

episode 147

Gintoki: I don't wanna do any training. It's such a pain.
Shinpachi: He just said something a JUMP main character would never say! He doesn't have a shred of ambition!

episode 161

Irokez na głowie.
Yamazaki Sagaru: How am I supposed to hit on a girl with this hair? I can't play anything beyond a side role in Fist of the North Star.

episode 179

Sakata Gintoki: Wanna know the only way to survive when caught in a spiderweb? You eat off the spider.

episode 181

Kagura: Might as well skip the effort and reuse footage for the movie itself. Toss in a few new scenes and you'll fool them all.
Shinpachi: That won't work!
Gintoki: Really? Most of Sunrise's movies are recompilations.

episode 183

Hijikata Toshiro: If you can't guard a castle with this lot, it's a lost cause. But the strongest castle will fall without a fight if it's collapsing from the inside.

episode 209

Elizabeth: Man, look at you all whining. That's why you're One Piece Quarter. Actually, it took four years to make 1/4 the amount. So if you want to be number one, you'll have to spend sixteen years preparing.

episode 217

Tsukuyo: Hinowa asked me to teach Seita how to swim. Anyway, I didn't know what to expect from a pool, but it seems to be just like Yoshiwara. Men and women enjoying themselves without any clothes on.

episode 222

Yagyuu Kyuubei: Jugem Jugem Shit Tossing The Life Of Shin-chan's Two Day Old Underwear Balmung Fezalion Isaac Schneider 1/3True Love 2/3 Hangnail Anxiety Betrayal Knows My Name Or Does It Really Ignore Calls Squid Dogfish Halibut Trout-Cod Dogfish This Is a Different Dogfish, I'm Talking About The Dogfish Shark Kaluga Angler Ray Yuuteimiyaoukimukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe All's Well That Ends Well Runny Diarrhea.

episode 224

Shinpachi: Uh, Gin? What was that about? How could you screw up the end of the opening sequence?
Gintoki: Don't blame me. There's bound to be a mishap when you do the same thing 23 times in a row.
Kagura: I thought the opening was reused every time.

episode 250

Shinpachi: Tama may look like an adult, but she was created a short while ago, so she should get one?
Tama: Yes, it says on Wikipedia that I was born on August 16th, 2007.
Shinpachi: What's that? Wikipedia exists in this world?

episode 262

Otae: Father, it's been a while. I have something to tell you today. I think it's time to begin. I will become the character I was created to be. It's time to restore the Kodokan Dojo you left us, Father. Sorry to make you wait 260 episodes.
Obi Hajime: The name's Obi Hajime! If that's a pain to say, call me Obi-One!

episode 269

Sakata Gintoki: Men can get by with knowledge of the Sengoku era alone! Before that, it was just mostly-gorillas running around with spears in hand.

episode 270

Asagi: You don't see a lot of people applying for ninja licenses these days. Let me make this clear first. Becoming a ninja doesn't mean you'll be able to use stuff like the Rasengan or chakra, okay?

episode 279

Shinigami: You know nothing about my suffering!
Gintoki: I can pretty much guess. You couldn't learn Bankai or something, right?

episode 282

Po wielokrotnych nawiązaniach do anime "Saint Seiya" podczas opowiadania strasznych historii.
Gintoki: Scary... Super scary!
Hasegawa: What part of that story made you freak out?!
Gintoki: Toei Animation's gonna kill us!

episode 286

Sakata Gintoki: Overcoming the obstacle of these annoying seeds to eat the watermelon is the mini-drama, of sorts, that gives its flavor a sense of urgency and makes it even more delicious. Basically, when you eat a watermelon, you eat not the fruit, but the drama it creates.

Gintama: Shinyaku Benizakura Hen (film)

Katsura Kotaro: I'm not Lupin, I'm Zura. Oops, I mean Katsura.
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