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Hoshigaki Kisame: Do you want to know something interesting? Some sharks are ovoviviparous which means the eggs hatch inside the female's body, then are born. However, with some kinds of sharks, the numbers of eggs that hatch don't match up with the number of pups born. Do you know why? Cannibalism. When the eggs hatch, the pups resort to cannibalizing their siblings in the mother's belly. From the moment they are born, the fratricide begins. Other than itself, every other pup is fodder.
Kuroneko: Do you want to touch them?
Kyōsuke: Well...
Kuroneko: I see... I'm not mad... much... Because... I'm the same.
Kyōsuke: You want to touch my boobs, too?
Olivier Poplin: The entire population of the human race is 40 billion. And half of it is women. Even considering that half of that won't pass the age limit and a further half of that will fail on the account of their looks, there still are 5 billion that are potential targets of my romance. I can't waste even one second.
Hrabia Monte Christo: Curiosity is a sign of intelligence.
Miroku: On the way over here I thought of a strategy to keep the demon from choosing you all as brides. The demon only chooses single girls. In that case... Miss? Will you have my baby? Then the demon won't want you!
Tsukuyo: Hinowa asked me to teach Seita how to swim. Anyway, I didn't know what to expect from a pool, but it seems to be just like Yoshiwara. Men and women enjoying themselves without any clothes on.
Sakuma: If we lose, we're kicked off the team immediately.
Koizumi: Did you hear that, mister? They're like the Shinsengumi. You don't have Kondou Isami's permission?
Sakuma: I didn't even tell Hijikata I was coming.
Koizumi: So you're prepared to commit ritual suicide. Okay, Mr. Okita. We'll gift you some of our time.
Jaken: I want to shrink away every time we're attacked.
Rin: If you shrink any more, you'll disappear, Master Jaken.
Yang Wen-li: Alcohol is humanity's friend. Can I abandon a friend?
Endō Shōji: It would be cowardly to run away from it like this, right, Satō Koichi!
Satō Koichi: Huh?
Endō Shōji: Nothing. I'm talking to myself.
Satō Koichi: What do you mean? After calling a person by his full name.
O Naruto.
Konan: He is the light. That's why we all can carry flowers of hope!
Hachiken Yūgo: How can I face everyone? I'm basically Tokugawa Hidetada... The man who didn't make it in time to the Battle of Sekigahara.
Justice: With this headband on my forehead, I will rule this world as God himself!
Matsudaira: He's not her boyfriend! I'll never acknowledge a frivolous man like him!
Hijikata: Shut up! I don't acknowledge you as police chief!
Okita: Hijikata, I'll never acknowledge you as vice-chief of the Shinsengumi!
Wstęp do każdego odcinka.
Once upon a time, there was a poor, abandoned little kitten. Just when the tiny light of that tiny life was about to go out, a vampire appeared from out of the darkness. The vampire gave his own blood to the kitten. He gave the kitten the gift of eternal life to live as a vampire! And thus, the Nyanpire was born!
Miroku: We don't need payment for this. We just ask for lodgings, food and women.
Izumi Konata: My dad, when he went to deliver his script after an all-nighter, got on an early train, overslept all the way to the final stop, then the train made a U-turn, and before he knew it, he had overslept again. He went back and forth many times. He eventually woke up closer and closer to the destination station, but he would always sleep past it by a very close margin... He was so tired that he just wanted to come home and sleep, but he couldn't manage to make his way home. And in the end, when he woke up with a start, he couldn't figure out which direction he was heading at the time.
Kagami: Did you tell a lie to someone today, Tsukasa?
Tsukasa: Yeah.
Kagami: That's unusual. What kind of lie?
Tsukasa: Just now, when I said I told a lie, that was a lie.
Do Alberta.
Eugénie Danglars: You love puttering around at a crawl with no destination in mind. Both behind the wheel and in life.
Arita Haruyuki: It's natural to want to stay in the game world and hope the game will never end. However, I've learned one thing from playing all those online games. There's nothing lonelier or sadder than the end of a game with no ending. More and more players get bored and move on to other games... And one day, even NPCs like your favorite blacksmithNor landlady disappear forever as they smile. I've experienced that moment and cried many, many times. That isn't how games should end. It definitely isn't! If Brain Burst really does have an ending, then we should be aiming for it!
Miroku: This is a fine palm. You'll live a long life and have many children. [...] How about it? Won't you have one of my children?
Po walce z Raditzem.
Son Gokū: Dying is... pretty... nasty, huh?
Irokez na głowie.
Yamazaki Sagaru: How am I supposed to hit on a girl with this hair? I can't play anything beyond a side role in Fist of the North Star.
Shippō: How can you stand there looking so blank?! Kagome is a beauty! So she may already have been eaten up!
Inuyasha: So... Tell me what's pretty about Kagome?
Myōga: I've been thinking this from before... but I think your perception of beauty is a little off.
Shippō: Aghhh! No wonder you look and dress so weird!
Myōga: I agree... A red outfit is a bit troubling. I think you should dress with a little more refinement.
Inuyasha: That cocky bastard! Calling me a "mutt"!
Shippō: I don't blame him for getting upset at being called a "mutt." But he sure looks like one.
Do Misy.
Yagami Light: In your eyes lies all happiness for this new world.
Kusaribe Hakaze: When you do something for the man you love, instead of for the world, it's easier to decide what must be done.
Beerus: Man, you're useless.
Shen Long: Forgive me... Have you any other wish?
Beerus: Scram. That's my wish.
Kagami: S'up? How's your exam studies going?
Konata: I was just cleaning up my room right now.
Misawa Mitsuyoshi: Love changes people, for better or worse. You could look at it as a chance for you to change.
Nanba Mutta: It would have been faster to crunch the numbers in my head! My mental abacus was too realistic! The beads kept sliding around because I was running!
Sakata Gintoki: Oh crap! Jump comes out today! I forgot, this week Jump comes out on Saturday. [...] This might be a good chance to give it up. Reading Jump at my age... But men are always boys at heart until they die.
Do Yukiego.
Kajōmaru Hidetomo: If only one side were clearly on the side of "justice" we would refer to this as self-defence or subjugation. But this is war. "War" refers to a conflict in which both sides fight for justice.
Członek Shinsengumi: That sword is a Kikuichimonji RX-78! It has a built-in digital music player with a maximum playing time of 124 hours!
Kondo Isao: We, the Shinsengumi, belong in battle.
Takara Miyuki: Come to think of it, when I went to an amusement park the other day, I had thought I was lining up for one of the rides, when I actually was in line for the restroom.
O L'u.
Yagami Light: I'll make you trust me. And when you've told me everything I need to know, I'll kill you. (19)
Konata: Well, even though it's vacation, I'm going to see our teacher almost every day anyway.
Kagami: Why? You have summer classes or something?
Konata: We form parties in our net game and stuff. Our teacher is a wiz and I'm a tank, so when we pair up and I pull stuff, it's pretty good in terms of both xp and money. Though I'm always the busy one, and all our teacher does is click on one of the AoE skills. The other day, I pulled a ton of mobs only to find our teacher had fallen asleep at the keyboard, and it took me all day to earn my death penalty back...
Shinpachi: Tama may look like an adult, but she was created a short while ago, so she should get one?
Tama: Yes, it says on Wikipedia that I was born on August 16th, 2007.
Shinpachi: What's that? Wikipedia exists in this world?
Kondo Isao: We were probably blending rap and rock to sing for peace on Earth.
Aston Collins: What do you think the duty of a scientist is?
Julia Silverstein: I believe it's to assess and decipher what's true and what's not.
Aston Collins: But truth is only true when it's recognized as true by everyone. Truth obtained by just one person is nothing more than someone's ridiculous opinion.
Tenten: It's pretty obvious we should've taken a left turn at the fork!
Shikamaru: No, if we'd taken a left... We'd have gone past a barbecue place that's out this way, and Choji would've been like...
Chōji: "I'm starving!"
Shikamaru: And he'd make us stop. But as soon as we walked in...
Man: "I'm so sorry. We're out of beef."
Chōji: "No, I've got a craving now!"
Shikamaru: And we'd be off to find a cow out in the mountains...
Chōji: "There's one!"
Neji: "Wait, Choji! That's a female!"
Shikamaru: Then we'd learn it's pregnant. And after its calf was born, Choji would be so moved by the miracle of birth that he'd be like...
Chōji: "I'm gonna live out here and raise cattle."
Shikamaru: He'd quit his life as a ninja to become a farmer.
Olivier Poplin: Damn it's hard to get a man's clothes off, and there's no reward either.
Afro: Nothing personal. It's just revenge.
Do Afro, po zabiciu jego ojca.
Justice: It's unfortunate you had to see this, boy. This moment will always haunt you. You will be consumed by hatred for me. Challenge me when you are ready to duel a God.
Yugo: No past means a clean slate for your soul, no memories to haunt you.
Kagami: There's been more and more spam lately. It's a pain.
Konata: Oh, you should change your text address to something that isn't too obvious. I changed mine too.
Kagami: Something that isn't obvious? Like what?
Konata: My address is iluvgirlsinglasses in English characters. I would have preferred something like "maid," but addresses like maid-san and miko-san are so popular that...
Hrabia Monte Christo: I am now no longer alone in my solitude. For I am now surrounded by the Furies, the goddesses of vengeance. In the darkness, I awaited the dawn. And once dawn came, I cursed my flesh until night fell once more. I even prayed that I would lose my sanity. But those prayers went unheeded. I even strove for death, but the Devil's cold, pitiless hand held me back.
Tagami Keisei: Priests aren’t here for the dead. We’re here for the living, drowning in sadness.
Yagami Light: L, do you know? Shinigami love apples.
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